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Legends of...

23 April
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Born in the misty hills of the Appalachians to a family of smugglers, the intrepid young explorer traveled the world, thwarted Communist Germans, performed in his own circus, and was so influential that a famous dog was named after him. All before he turned five.

Imagine what he's done with the last 25 years...amazing isn't it?

You know me, and if you don't, just ask. I'm a tomato to your Miracle Blade of Questions.

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