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| User: | wunderworks (1926533) Woerner's Wunderworks
Batten the Hatches! Raise the Anchor! Hoist the Jolly Roger! |
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| Name: | wunderworks | |||||
| Website: | A bit about me, maybe... | |||||
| Location: | Glendale, Arizona, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1977-04-23 | |||||
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| Bio: | Born in the misty hills of the Appalachians to a family of smugglers, the intrepid young explorer travelled the world, thwarted Communist Germans, performed in his own Circus, and was so influential that a Dog was named after him. All before he was Five. Imagine what he's done with the last 25 years. Amazing isn't it? Now class this is the part where I insert a section about crazy psuedo writing including, but not limited to:the Knights Templar, the Masons, and the Rosicruceans, and the Illuminati, and the Discordians, and the...wargh! Dagnabit! This Bio is crap anyways, I enjoy my bio over at myspace (which itself is even more of a pseudo front than LJ) much more...something about the flying zeppelins really clicks with me ya' know. And for those of you playing the Internet Handicapped Homegame that would be http://www.myspace.com/st_gulik So there enjoy. Or better yet my Totalfark Bio, pasted here for your pleasure: ARRR!! You spelled scurvy wrong you Son of a Motherless Goat! ~st_gulik~ ~Grammar Pirate~ I sail the Seven Seas pillaging the barques of spin doctors and burning the galleons of wordsmiths! I send grammer quibblers to Davey Jone's Locker! My natural enemy, of course, is the music ninja, but I have come to respect them, and hold them in the highest regard. I have no respect however for those land-lubbardly Grammar Nazi's who believe that all things should fall in goose-step with them, that every phrase fit MLA, and every idea molded into proper English. Why I must ask you!? Would Our Greatest Grammar Fencer, Shakespeare, have passed as a Grammar Nazi!? I dar say he would not! Thus, I kindly ask you Sirs to Step Off. Word. You all know me, and if you don't ask...I'm like a tomato to your Miracle Blade of Questions...or not, since I don't normally prefer uncooked tomatoes. I only like cooked tomatoes...which you wouldn't normaly slice. ***Disclaimer*** All works are the sole intellectual, artistic property and Copyright © Ben Woerner. All rights reserved. Not like there is anything worth taking that you could discern meaning from. fnord. | |||||
| Memories: | 9 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 96: 7th sea, advertising, black fire snakes, blue darker than night, bohemians, buddhists, c.s. lewis, captain morgan, castle in the sky, celestial chorus, children, chinese, chinese culture, christianity, cranstoun court jewellers, dan simmons, darkness, death, dogs, dune, electronica, emily, english, everything, fencing, frank herbert, friends, ghost in the shell, grace_fades, gun mages, hacking, hero, iajutsu, iron kingdoms, jacque de molay, japanese culture, jesuits, jewellery, josh wink, kant, keats, ken-do, kensai, kenshin, kinain, konigsburg, leftfield, life, logic, love, macross plus, mage, man o'war, marketing, max, metahumanity, morgan, oriental culture, orthodoxy, patrick o'brien, pentecostals, philosophy, pirates, port royale, raves, religion, saint gulik, sexiness, sharpe's rifles, ships of the line, stars, staying up too late, steampunk, tai-chi, techno, teutonic knights, the matrix, the romantic poets, the seven samurai, the universe, theories of everything, theories of nothing, thunderstorms, toratuga, transcendence, transhumans, umberto eco, unconditional love, up-link, very small rocks, widdershins, wooden flute fighting, writing, wunderbar, zen buddhism, zen christianity | |||||
| Schools: | Ware Academy - Gloucester, VA Peoria Elementary School - Peoria, AZ (1988 - 1991) Skyview Elementary School - Peoria, AZ (1989 - 1990) Centennial High School - Peoria, AZ (1991 - 1995) Westmont College - Santa Barbara, CA (1995 - 1999) | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 32: 116degrees, _twilight_, bloodthorn, dorcus, faeofthefire, giddoen, grace_fades, greenferret01, joshroby, kimberly, ladylili, lasherdemon, len13, madogvelkor, matrixleap, meghatron, mnight, optimstkdstrctn, pitkat, plmvent, raelitycheck, rcinity, scavage, selemesshadow, soulnourish, subdeaconrodion, tarq, thededine, thegrunt, whatevah, wickedthought, wunderworks | |||||
| Also Friend of: | 11: adamdray, aramuswulf, hisheroisgone, johonoknat, natron602, nektarios_necta, ohkabaka, peng_gloria, roller56, scotland75, thewordofzod | |||||
| Member of: | 4: collabor8, controlledoppos, inkwerks, suffadv | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
