Woerner's · Wunderworks

 - It's not racist if it's roleplaying (yes, it is derivative of, "It's not gay if it's in-character.")

 - Don't ever sell your HP's to the Irish Trolls

 - The new 1st Edition of D&D Mafia was the best game of D&D I ever played.

 - The dead branch is for the Guard

 - Despite it being fun the first time, there are definite problems with a game system where the party is virtually TPK'ed because one player rolls a '9' on one ten sided die.

 - Write the game down so I understand it, then write the game down again so someone else can understand it.

 - Grog/Rum is for the Captain to share with his men.

 - Don't play poker if you've slept less than 2 hours in the past 48 hours and are awake solely from the grace of God, Red Bull and Vodka.

 - JS, in a flash of brilliance, suggested that Legends should be played as pirates re-telling stories over a pint of rum at a pub in port.  This may just be the way to go, or at least, the telling of the stories could be the way to go.  The Rime was a long flashback, and so was Tales of the Black Freighter, which admittedly was derivative of Rime....

 - It's really cool when friends let friends crash at their place, but the power of friendship cannot overcome allergic reactions to cats.  (to K & E: Sorry we couldn't stay.)